BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.: Jon Stewart explains Wall Street.

  • Jon Stewart, the corporation, wants a million dollars.
  • Jon Stewart has a 1984 Volvo “with a Pioneer tape deck” as collateral.
  • Jon Stewart calls his “ratings agency,” who says his “piece of shit Volvo” is worth “two and a half, three million bucks.”
  • Jon Stewart uses his Volvo to borrow $1…

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